Gonna fill this one with funny quotes from my kids and other kids:
Emily and her Nini were singing the 'Monkeys jumpin' on the bed' song. They were trading lines back and forth.
Nini: One little monkey jumpin' on the bed
Emily: She fell off and bumped her head
Nini: Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Emily: Emmy's gettin' stitches in her head!
Emily clearly remembers her stitches ordeal and is now incorporating the experience into her play songs. This kid is too funny!
I got these from that Bill Cosby show 'Kids Say the Darndest Things':
Advice about love:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -- Dick, age 7
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -- Erin, age 8
Stories:
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side), put his hands up like claws, and roar. Step, step, ROAR, step step, ROAR, all the
way down the aisle. The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and was almost crying by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
Videos:
When I ran a search for videos, I was amazing by how many videos parents make of their kids swearing! Let's keep it clean people!
